Wednesday, June 15, 2011
When Life Gives You a Car Breakdown, Make...Orange Juice?
Our oldest son finished his first year at UCLA, so my husband and I, our fifteen-year-old daughter, and our twelve-year-old son loaded our Highlander hybrid with his dorm stuff and headed north.
Interstate 5 runs in almost a straight line through California's Central Valley. Trucks and vacationers speed past large farms and ranches. About every thirty miles, an off-ramp leads to fast food restaurants and gas stations. Quick but bland.
Or so we thought.
At six o'clock in the evening, north of Buttonwillow and south of Lost Hills, our car died. Toyotas don't do that. My husband steered the car onto the right shoulder, and I called AAA.
My husband had a business trip scheduled, with a 6 am flight the next morning. Not happening. He got to work on his cell phone. Our not-so-little kids, cramped in the back seat of a rapidly warming car, by God's grace alone, did not whine or bicker. This is out of character. Not for God - for the kids.
"What am I supposed to do?" My voice cracked. "Stand on the side of the road with my kids?"
"Are you there by yourself, ma'am?" Concern flooded her voice. "How old are your kids?"
"Oh...well..." It's hard to gain sympathy when oldest child has a driver's license and a beard.
Before I could call for a cab, Joseph the tow truck driver arrived. His truck carried five. He'd found a repair shop open that late on a Sunday, the best in the Central Valley, Joseph said. We liked him already.
Joseph has a sand-colored billy goat beard and a great sense of humor. He apologized for the truck he'd borrowed while his was in the shop. His truck was clean. His truck was stocked with diapers, baby wipes, and bottled water. His truck had a smoother ride because the suspension was properly positioned in relation to the winch. On the drive to Buttonwillow, we learned about tow truck driver culture. Did you know there was a tow truck driver culture? I did not. Rivalries, practical jokes, the importance of a clean truck, the lack of sleep, the knowledge of every little side road...I gained a great deal of respect for Joseph and his profession.
After making restaurant and hotel recommendations, Joseph dropped us off at the repair shop. Julio would take good care of us, he said. We had to wait while Julio helped the previous customers, a couple traveling with a vanload of children, one in diapers. At least they had another woman along to help.
After they left, Julio approached us with a grin. "That guy's a polygamist. He introduced me to both his wives."
"That explains it," my daughter said. She'd seen the little white stick figure people on the back windshield - a man in the middle, a woman on each side, and a cloud of children below.
Hoo boy. There's something you don't see every day.
Julio did his best. He gave our car a jumpstart. Nothing. He replaced the battery. Nothing. While we love our 25 mpg, the hybrid engine has its peculiarities and needed the help of a Toyota dealership. In Bakersfield. Thirty miles away. Closed for the night.
After dinner at the Joseph-approved Mexican restaurant - great food with manana service - we spent the night at the clean and friendly Joseph-approved Motel 6. The next day, while Toyota performed its diagnosis, the courtesy shuttle hauled us to a shopping center.
The mall has a "Forever 21" in an old department store. My teen daughter put on her biggest eyes and sweetest smile. I'm immune - and wise - to that face, but I took her there anyway. The store went on and on, packed with clothes for teen girls, so big it was divided by color scheme - blue clothes here, red there, pastel here, black there. Oh my goodness. My daughter wandered around, fingered a few items, and headed out. She didn't buy a thing. Didn't even try anything on. She looked dazed. "It's...too...much." Just when you think you've seen it all.
Toyota had to order the part - under warranty! - so they paid for a rental car. By dinnertime, we were home. All five of us, our luggage, and ten pounds of oranges.
Orange juice, anyone?